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	<title>Confessions of a Very Intelligent Woman</title>
	<link>http://www.veryintelligentwoman.com</link>
	<description>A Direct Decendant of Murphy</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Travel Don&#8217;ts&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.veryintelligentwoman.com/2007/03/06/travel-donts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
		
		<category>No Way!</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Since 9-11, flying sucks.  It just does.  Well, flying sucked before 9-11 but now there are so many other obstacles that I stress majorly over it.  The security, the random selection to make sure that you’re not a terrorist, not being able to carry lighters…seriously…
I don’t fly often…maybe three to four times [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mice, cops, and applesauce&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://www.veryintelligentwoman.com/2007/02/27/mice-cops-and-applesauce/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 04:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
		
		<category>No Way!</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It was going to be a FANTABULOUS day&#8230;
it was&#8230;it really was&#8230;I could feel it!
I woke up feeling somewhat better, my daughter was ready to go by 7:30 and minimal fighting&#8230;
I dropped them off at school came home, grabbed my Bible and journal ready for my quiet time&#8230;
As I settled in on the couch I decided [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Major Meltdown and Failing Penguins</title>
		<link>http://www.veryintelligentwoman.com/2007/02/21/major-meltdown-and-failing-penguins/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
		
		<category>Cookin' with Heather</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ That&#8217;s me&#8230;
That&#8217;s me right after the meltdown&#8230;
but it was more then melting&#8230;there were flames!
(Now, I need to point something out here&#8230;I don&#8217;t think I have ever produced flames in the kitchen&#8230;so this would be a first&#8230;)
But here&#8217;s what happened&#8230;.
It was time for lunch&#8230; (I thought I would be considerate and eat before I called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grating Cheese and my Thumb</title>
		<link>http://www.veryintelligentwoman.com/2007/01/15/cheese-grating/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 20:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
		
		<category>Cookin' with Heather</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Many felt that this story should have been included a month or so ago, however, I didn&#8217;t see the humor value in it at the time.  To be honest, I&#8217;m still not seeing the humor value, but others are, so I&#8217;ll share.
When I meet new people (men in general) I try to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Tales of a Wanna Be Non-Smoker</title>
		<link>http://www.veryintelligentwoman.com/2006/11/17/wet-butts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.veryintelligentwoman.com/2006/11/17/wet-butts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 21:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
		
		<category>Smokin'</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So Tuesday morning, I decide that I&#8217;m going to quit smoking.  It was sort of a snap decision however I had been thinking about it for quite some time.  I mean, I&#8217;ve been working for the past 2 months on changing me, making me better&#8230;all is good, except I&#8217;m still a smoker.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>eBayin&#8217; in Hong Kong</title>
		<link>http://www.veryintelligentwoman.com/2006/11/09/ebay-hong-kong/</link>
		<comments>http://www.veryintelligentwoman.com/2006/11/09/ebay-hong-kong/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:47:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
		
		<category>Money Mishaps</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Let me preface this by saying, I am not a morning person.  Period.  
Let me also say that I haven&#8217;t had a decent night&#8217;s sleep in I can&#8217;t tell you how long.  (I&#8217;m not blaming anyone, it&#8217;s just a fact.)
So this morning when Matthew comes running into my room, I&#8217;m startled from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Giving Birth in the Dumpster</title>
		<link>http://www.veryintelligentwoman.com/2006/11/02/dumpster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2006 22:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
		
		<category>No Way!</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[No, I didn’t, but wouldn’t that make for an interesting story?  I think this one ranks right up there though.  One of the things that my best friend convinced me to try was dumpster diving.  She was all into it.  Found a message board online where people posted their finds, the [...]]]></description>
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